hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

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werewolfmonarch:

remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger

http://www.sewingandembroiderywarehouse.com/embtrb.htm

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tonemonotone:

*puts a cigarette in my mouth like augustus waters* it’s a simile

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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